Briody: WHEN YOU'RE A COP
THERE'S NOTHING NEW TO LEARN ABOUT WHEN IT COMES TO DEATH--
NO NEW NOVELTY TO IT
NO NEW INSIGHT TO PONDER OVER, TO THINK ABOUT.
WE KNOW THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS OUT THERE
THAT GET US, END IT, RING UP THAT FINAL ROLL CALL.
SINCE I'VE BEEN A COP ON THE FORCE THESE PAST 22 YEARS
I CAN'T COUNT THE TIMES I'VE STOOD HERE AND DONE THIS
BUT I REMEMBER EVERY ONE
LIKE IT WAS MY SON'S FIRST COMMUNION
AND IT STINKS.
I THINK IT'S A FREAKING TRAGEDY
THAT HE DIDN'T AT LEAST
HAVE THE HONOR OF GOING IN THE FIELD...
LIKE A MAN...
LIKE A GOOD COP.
SOME DRUNK BEHIND THE WHEEL RIPPED US OFF--
SMASHED HIM OUT OF OUR LIVES.
I KNOW JENKO WOULDN'T WANT US TO GET ALL ANGRY OVER IT.
HE WOULD HAVE RAPPED TO US
ABOUT THE BALANCE OF THE COSMOS
AND SOME NONSENSE ABOUT KARMA
AND THEN MOVED ON.
THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.
WE'RE GOING TO MOVE ON.
BUT THERE'S NO ONE HERE...
THAT WILL EVER FORGET HIM--
NO ONE.
♪ WE NEVER THOUGHT OF FINDING ♪
♪ THE PLACE WHERE WE BELONG ♪
♪ DON'T HAVE TO STAND ALONE ♪
♪ WE'LL NEVER LET YOU FALL ♪
♪ DON'T NEED PERMISSION ♪
♪ TO DECIDE WHAT YOU BELIEVE ♪
♪ YOU'RE GONNA LEARN SOMETHING ♪
♪ WHEN WE MEET YOU AFTER SCHOOL ♪
♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪
♪ DOWN ON JUMP STREET ♪
♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪
♪ DOWN ON JUMP STREET ♪
♪ YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE THERE ♪
♪ WHEN YOUR BACK IS TO THE WALL ♪
♪ YOU'LL FIND YOU NEED US ♪
♪ 'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE ELSE TO CALL ♪
♪ WHEN IT LOOKS HOPELESS ♪
♪ A DECISION'S WHAT YOU NEED ♪
♪ YOU BETTER BE READY ♪
♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME ♪
♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪
♪ 21 JUMP STREET! ♪
HELLO!
( door opens )
WOW!
I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU IN A UNIFORM BEFORE.
YOU LOOK...
DIFFERENT.
HOW YOU DOING?
BETTER.
IT'S HARD, BUT I'M DOING BETTER.
YOU GOT ORDERS FROM BRIODY, TOO?
END OF LAST WEEK.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S UP?
NO, BUT I HOPE IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT.
I'VE BEEN STANDING ON STREET CORNERS ALL MONTH.
HAD YOU WORKING VICE?
YEP.
AND YOU?
HEADQUARTERS...
SITTING BEHIND A DESK TYPING OUT REQUISITION FORMS.
NO SYMPATHY FROM ME, HANSON.
MUST HAVE WROTE 4,000 PARKING TICKETS
SINCE THE PROGRAM SHUT DOWN.
( screeching and crashing nearby )
All: PENHALL!
IOKI, DID YOU PUT THOSE TRASH CANS IN MY SPOT?
GOOD TO SEE YOU MELLOWED OUT.
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RISK YOUR LIFE FOR THE FIELD.
HEARD YOU WAS WORKING TRAFFIC.
H.Q., WHAT A WALK IN THE PARK!
ME, MOTORCYCLE DIVISION.
SECURE IT, PENHALL.
CAN WE GET STARTED?
WHAT'S UP, CAPTAIN?
WHY ALL THE MYSTERY?
I KNOW WHEN CAPTAIN JENKO WAS KILLED
I TOLD YOU THE JUMP STREET PROGRAM WOULD BE DISMANTLED.
IT WAS JENKO'S IDEA FROM THE BEGINNING
AND I THINK WE ALL AGREE
THAT WITHOUT HIM IT WOULDN'T BE AS EFFECTIVE.
THAT'S RIGHT, AND IT WON'T BE.
THE BEST THING FOR EVERYONE WOULD BE TO MAINSTREAM BACK
AS REGULAR ROOKIE OFFICERS.
BUT...
BUT THE MAYOR HAS REVIEWED THE PROGRAM
AND, WELL, HE LIKES IT-- FINALLY.
THINKS IT HELPS THE IMAGE
OF OFFICERS AS CONCERNED PUBLIC SERVANTS.
MUST BE AN ELECTION YEAR.
CONTINUING WITH IT MIGHT BE A POLITICAL CONSIDERATION, YES
BUT EITHER WAY
HE'S BEHIND JUMP STREET NOW.
YOU GUYS ARE GOOD COPS.
WE ALL KNOW JENKO'S IDEA HELPED A LOT OF KIDS.
BECAUSE JENKO WAS ONE OF A KIND.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE SHOULDN'T CONTINUE THE PROGRAM.
COME ON!
COME ON WHAT?
WITHOUT JENKO
THIS WILL BE CHARLIE'S ANGELS.
DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO HEADQUARTERS?
I WANT THE MAYOR TO REALIZE
HE CAN'T JUST PLUG SOME NEW GUY INTO THIS PROGRAM.
WHO WILL RUN IT, YOU?
I DON'T HAVE THE WARDROBE.
ADAM FULLER--
GUY'S A CAPTAIN.
TRANSFERRED OUT OF THE 16th PRECINCT.
BEFORE THAT, HE WAS N.Y.P.D.
SPENT 11 YEARS UNDERCOVER.
WAS HE IN SERPICO'S GRADUATING CLASS?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIKE THIS
BUT YOU'RE PROFESSIONAL POLICE OFFICERS.
I EXPECT YOU TO ACT LIKE IT.
LOOK, CAPTAIN, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT...
THERE'S NO WAY ANYONE'S GOING TO TAKE JENKO'S PLACE.
Fuller: I HAVE NO INTENTIONS
OF TAKING JENKO'S PLACE.
WANT ME TO STICK AROUND?
GOOD LUCK.
I HEARD JENKO WAS A HELL OF A COP
AND THAT YOU GUYS LOVED HIM.
BUT GOOD COPS MOVE ON TO THE NEXT CASE
SO IF ANY OF YOU PLAN ON LAYING AROUND HERE HANGING CREPE
THERE'S THE DOOR.
I DIDN'T KNOW JENKO.
I'M SURE HE WAS A GOOD GUY.
GREAT GUY.
OKAY...
BUT WITH ALL DUE RESPECT
HE WAS APPARENTLY AS BAD AN ADMINISTRATOR
AS HE WAS AN INTERIOR DECORATOR.
HEY...
YOU WANT THIS PLACE TO LOOK THIS WAY?
FINE.
IT'S YOUR SPACE.
BUT THAT'S MY OFFICE NOW.
IT'S OPEN TO YOU 24 HOURS A DAY.
KNOCK FIRST.
ANY OTHER CHANGES...
SIR?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME SIR, HOFFS.
ARE THERE GOING TO BE ANY OTHER CHANGES?
I DO PLAN TO TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE OF JUMP STREET'S POTENTIAL...
HANSON.
SO THERE MAY BE A FEW.
SO FULLER MADE A FEW CHANGES.
A FEW?
I FEEL LIKE MY PARENTS WENT AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND
AND 300 KIDS SHOWED UP FOR A PARTY.
CAN'T YOU SEE US WALKING HERE?
YOU DID THAT, TOO?
Ioki: EVERYBODY DID.
HERE'S ANOTHER I-2 FORM.
DON'T LOSE IT THIS TIME.
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FILED THIS MORNING.
YOU HIS PERSONAL SECRETARY NOW?
HOFFS AND HANSON!
WE'RE UP.
THERE'S ONE THING I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER.
THAT GUY IN THERE IS A HUMAN BEING--
YOUR BOSS, A CAPTAIN, A SUPERIOR OFFICER
A PROFESSIONAL POLICEMAN LIKE YOURSELF
WHO CAN MAKE OUR LIVES MISERABLE
IF HE GETS TEED OFF.
I'M GETTING BEHAVIORAL ADVICE FROM YOU?
TAKE IT.
HEY, HEY, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?
I FOUND IT.
YEAH, YOU FOUND IT-- YOU FOUND IT IN MY DESK.
YOU GO IN MY STUFF AGAIN, I'LL TWIST YOUR HEAD OFF.
YEAH? YEAH, I'M SERIOUS.
I CAN TELL.
WHAT PLANET DID YOU DROP IN FROM, MAN?
I LIVE HERE.
YEAH, WELL, WE'RE ROOMMATES NOW, ACE.
MADIGAN'S BEEN WITH THE SCHOOL DISTRICT THREE YEARS.
LAST SEMESTER, HE WAS PROMOTED TO PRINCIPAL AT GRANT HIGH--
VERY TOUGH SCHOOL.
MADIGAN HAS A REP AS A VERY TOUGH GUY.
GUESS THE P.T.A. FIGURED IT WOULD WORK.
BUT IT DIDN'T.
APPARENTLY NOT-- SOMEONE'S TRYING TO KILL HIM.
WHY?
MADIGAN'S AN ANACHRONISM.
STILL THINKS DELINQUENTS GET THEIR KICKS
FROM SNIFFING GLUE AND STEALING HUBCAPS.
DOESN'T PLAY BALL WITH THE TRUANT BOARD.
LIKES TO DISPENSE HIS OWN DISCIPLINE.
GIVES A KID TWO WEEKS' DETENTION
FOR COMMITTING A CLASS-A FELONY IN STUDY HALL.
SOMEONE WANTS TO KILL HIM OVER THAT?
HE SLAPPED THE PRESIDENT OF THE FRAZER BOULEVARD BLOODS
IN FRONT OF THE SCHOOL, THEN KICKED HIM OFF CAMPUS.
GUESS HE HADN'T READ THE SUPREME COURT'S RULING
ON CORPORAL PUNISHMENT.
GUESS NOT.
KID'S NAME IS REGGIE BROOKS.
GUYS LIKE HIM DON'T HANG WITH BEING HUMILIATED.
THEY LOSE THE REP, THEIR GANGS TAKE A WALK.
WE PUT OUT A WARRANT FOR BROOKS
RIGHT AFTER A PIPE BOMB BLEW OFF THE HOOD OF MADIGAN'S CAR
BUT HE DISAPPEARED.
REGGIE'S A THREE-TIME LOSER AS A JUVIE.
THIS IS HIS FIRST TIMEK AS AN ADULT FELONY SUSPECT.18.
WHAT ABOUT THE BLOODS?
DEATH THREATS FROM THE GANG MEMBERS STILL IN SCHOOL.
MY BET IS THEY'RE JUST WAITING FOR THE WORD FROM REGGIE
TO TAKE THEIR SHOT.
THEY CAN'T LET MADIGAN GET AWAY WITH THIS.
ONE THING THESE GANGS ARE IS PROUD.
WILL WE BE ON HIM ROUND THE CLOCK
OR JUST AT SCHOOL?
JUST AT SCHOOL.
HE'S REFUSED POLICE PROTECTION.
WE OFFERED TO PUT UNIFORMED MEN IN THE HALLS
BUT MADIGAN'S A TOUGH GUY
DOESN'T WANT TO SHOW HE'S INTIMIDATED.
DOESN'T SOUND BRIGHT.
WELL, IT'S HIS SCHOOL.
GO EASY INSIDE.
WE DON'T WANT
ANY NEGATIVE EFFECTS ON THE HIGH SCHOOL EXPERIENCE.
HE DOESN'T KNOW WE'RE GOING IN?
IF HE LEARNS YOU'RE IN, HE'LL BLOW YOUR COVER
TO KEEP YOU OFF CAMPUS.
TRANSCRIPTS WILL BE IN PLACE TOMORROW.
YOU'LL GO IN ONE AT A TIME.
REMEMBER, GET CLOSE TO MADIGAN
AND I.D. THE GANG MEMBERS.
HOW DO WE DO THAT?
YOU'RE UNDERCOVER COPS.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE IMAGINATION.
BUT... USE YOUR HEADS.
I'M SENDING YOU IN ARMED.
JENKO NEVER SENT US INTO A SCHOOL ARMED.
THAT WAS JENKO.
WHAT I'M LOOKING AT
IS A FRAZER BLOOD WHO WANTS TO KILL A PRINCIPAL.
YES?
I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET THE WRONG IDEA OR ANYTHING...
OKAY, I WON'T. WHAT?
I USUALLY WORK WITH PENHALL ON AN ASSIGNMENT LIKE THIS.
YOU GUYS DATING?
OKAY, FORGET IT.
YOU'RE THE BOSS.
YOU MADE THAT CLEAR.
SORRY I BROUGHT IT UP.
YOU CAN BRING IT UP.
FROM WHAT I KNOW ABOUT REGGIE BROOKS
HE'S GOT A THING FOR HOT-LOOKING LADIES.
I DON'T THINK HE'LL GO FOR PENHALL IN A WIG.
AND HANSON...
I'M NOT A BAD GUY.
NEITHER AM I.
YEAH, I KNOW.
Man: ♪ WHO'S THE MAN? ♪
♪ ROLLIN' WITH THE TALKING ♪
♪ WHO'S THE MAN? ♪
♪ PINSTRIPES ON THE ZOOT SUIT ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ WHO'S THE MAN? ♪
♪ PITY ON THE BLACK GIRL ♪
♪ WHO'S THE MAN? ♪
♪ TOO MANLY FOR THE DARK DAYS ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ WHO? ♪
MESDEMOISELLES ET MESSIEURS
JE VOUS PRESENTE JUDY PARKER DE...
RIVERSIDE.
JUDY EST UNE ETUDIANTE D'UNE AUTRE ECOLE
QUI NOUS JOINT.
BIENVENUE. J'ESPERE QUE TU EN PROFITERAS.
ANYTHING'S BETTER THAN RIVERSIDE.
THAT PLACE WAS A DRAG.
JE PEUX VOIR.
ACCORDING TO YOUR TRANSCRIPTS
YOU'RE A THIRD-YEAR LANGUAGE STUDENT.
WE ALWAYS CONVERSE IN FRENCH.
EST-CE QUE CA VA TE POSER UN PROBLEME?
NOPE.
NON.
WHATEVER.
N'IMPORTE QUOI.
EXACTLY.
MAYBE THE LANGUAGE DEPARTMENT
AT RIVERSIDE ISN'T UP TO OUR STANDARD.
SECOND-YEAR FRENCH
MIGHT BE LESS INTIMIDATING.
( in fluent French ):
I'M GOING TO LET THAT PASS, MISS PARKER.
BUT WE HAVE A PRINCIPAL HERE AT GRANT
WHO DEALS QUITE WELL WITH ATTITUDES LIKE YOURS.
IT'S GOOD TO SEE AN ATTITUDE LIKE YOURS--
DOWNRIGHT REFRESHING.
YES, SIR.
WHEN MY FATHER WAS TRANSFERRED IN MID-SEMESTER
I WAS TRULY WORRIED ABOUT LANDING
IN A SCHOOL WITHOUT THE PROPER ACADEMIC...
REPUTATION.
NOT TO MENTION A SCHOOL
WITH A COMPUTER FACILITY EQUIPPED WITH MAINFRAME ACCESS.
THIS IS A TRANSCRIPT YOU AND YOUR FATHER CAN BE PROUD OF.
THANK YOU, SIR.
YOU KNOW, I AM A BIT CONCERNED.
I HEAR TELL OF A DISCIPLINARY PROBLEM
IN A PORTION OF THE STUDENT BODY.
THERE'S NOTHING THAT WILL INTERFERE
WITH YOUR LEARNING PROCESS.
I GUARANTEE IT.
I RUN THINGS DIFFERENTLY HERE AT GRANT.
EXCUSE ME.
I'LL NEED A HALL PASS
TO GET TO MY FIRST PERIOD.
( humming )
EXCUSE ME, IS MR. MADIGAN IN?
YES, I JUST SPOKE TO HIM.
HE'S A SWELL GUY.
HE'S A REAL SWELL GUY.
WAIT! YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE.
I'M BACK.
REGGIE, DON'T...
SHUT UP!
YOU PUSHED AROUND THE WRONG GUY THIS TIME.
( screams )
( gun fires )
Reggie: EVERYBODY MOVE TO THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM.
LET'S GO! MOVE!
I'M TALKING TO YOU.
LET'S GO.
LET'S GO!
MOVE!
COME HERE.
LISTEN UP--
ANYBODY TRIES ANYTHING, THE BOSS IS DEAD.
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
SHUT UP!
WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE.
NOW...
( screams )
NOBODY MOVE!
( screams )
( metal clanging )
HEY!
GOING SOMEWHERE, SPEEDY?
HUH?
COME ON.
ALL RIGHT, YOU!
GET ME CHANNEL 11 ON THE TELEPHONE.
DO IT!
I WANT TO TALK TO THEM.
TELL THEM THEY MESS WITH THE FRAZER BLOODS
THEY GET IN DEEP.
WE'RE THE HOMEBOYS THAT GET MORE THAN MAD-- WE GET EVEN.
YOU'LL GO TO JAIL OVER THIS, BROOKS.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S IN JAIL RIGHT NOW, BOSS.
AIN'T THAT RIGHT?
RIGHT.
WHAT'S WITH HIM?
NERD HERO, BRO.
TRIED TO BREAK OUT ON US.
YOU MUST BE NEW HERE, BOY.
REGGIE BROOKS.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
IS IT?
HOW DO YOU LIKE GRANT?
I HEARD IT WAS TOUGH, BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
NOTHING RIDICULOUS ABOUT GETTING PUNCHED
BY SOME PRINCIPAL.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
AIN'T YOU GOING TO STICK AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO FIND OUT?
AM I?
MAYBE NOT.
KILL HIM.
NO!
NO, DON'T!
IT'S A JOKE.
CHECK THIS NEW BOY OUT.
TURN AROUND.
POLICE OFFICER! FREEZE!
DON'T DO IT!
I'LL BLOW HIS HEAD OFF.
NOBODY'S BEEN KILLED YET.
PUT DOWN YOUR GUN, OR THERE WILL BE.
I MEAN IT.
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
PUT DOWN YOUR...
PUT IT DOWN.
This is Mr. Madigan.
I have to ask everyone to remain calm.
We have a very serious situation here.
Myself and other members of the faculty and student body
have been taken hostage by the Frazer Boulevard Bloods.
HEY!
They are armed
and I have been told if anyone tries to leave school
they will kill me.
YOU'RE VERY PRETTY, AREN'T YOU?
Attention, this is the SWAT team commander.
All law enforcement personnel
take your positions and stand by...
THE SUSPECT IS REGGIE BROOKS
A WELL-KNOWN TROUBLEMAKER AT GRANT HIGH SCHOOL
AND PRESIDENT OF THE FRAZER BOULEVARD BLOODS...
RALPH?
GOT A REAL LIVE ENTERTAINER HERE.
I READ HIS JACKET.
UNDERCOVER OFFICERS IOKI AND PENHALL
MEET RALPH BUCKLEY, HOSTAGE NEGOTIATOR.
HOW'S IT LOOK?
BROOKS IS EVERYWHERE--
BEEN SCREAMING ON THE PHONE CONSTANTLY.
MADIGAN STILL ALIVE?
REGGIE'S STILL WORKING HIM OVER.
WHERE ARE THEY?
WE THINK THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
EVERY DOOR'S CHAINED FROM INSIDE.
STEVENS?
WE'LL NEED BLUEPRINTS OF THIS BUILDING RIGHT AWAY.
WE FIGURE WE'RE LOOKING AT FOUR, MAYBE FIVE BLOODS.
THEY'RE HOLDING AT LEAST 200 STUDENTS.
WHAT DOES HE WANT?
HIS OWN TALK SHOW, MAYBE?
TWO UNDERCOVERS ARE IN THERE.
THEY FOUND ONE OF THEM ALREADY.
THEY TOSSED THAT
OUT THE WINDOW.
IT'S HANSON'S NUMBER.
AT LEAST THEY HAVEN'T FOUND OUT ABOUT HOFFS YET.
BOOM!
LOOK WHAT I FOUND.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
NOT BAD.
HOW COME I NEVER MET YOU?
YOU WERE BUSY GETTING PUNCHED OUT BY THE PRINCIPAL.
I STILL WOULD HAVE HEARD.
I HEARD ABOUT IT WAY OVER AT JEFFERSON.
I JUST TRANSFERRED IN.
HEY, REGGIE, ANOTHER NEW STUDENT, MAN.
LET'S CHECK HER.
NO.
I'LL SHAKE HER DOWN.
CHECK OUT HER BAG.
LET ME KNOW IF YOU FIND SOME...
SOMETHING YOU LIKE.
NO, SHE'S FINE.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
JUDY PARKER.
BOBBY, CHECK IT OUT.
LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE.
HEY, THIS IS IMPRESSIVE.
3.0 AVERAGE.
PRESIDENT OF THE FRENCH CLUB.
WAIT A MINUTE.
GOT A DEPORTMENT PROBLEM HERE.
OOH.
WISING OFF TO THE GYM TEACHER.
SHOPLIFTING FROM THE SCHOOL STORE.
SMOKING POT...?
OOH.
ASSAULTING A FELLOW STUDENT.
THE GIRL WAS IN MY FACE.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
DON'T ASK.
SO I GUESS THIS MEANS I'M A HOSTAGE NOW, HUH?
THAT'S RIGHT.
WHAT WILL YOU RANSOM ME OUT FOR?
A NEW CORVETTE?
GOING TO SWAP THE PRINCIPAL FOR A PLANE RIDE TO CUBA?
MAYBE.
I MIGHT HAVE TO STICK AROUND.
LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE A LOT OF FUN.
YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE A PLAYER.
I'M A PLAYER TOO NOW.
LET'S SEE IF WE
LIKE THE SAME GAMES.
GIVE ME YOUR HAND.
THERE YOU GO.
YOU EVER SHOOT A GUN?
NOT AT ANYBODY WHO DIDN'T DESERVE IT.
COME HERE.
YOU EVER KILL A COP?
COME ON, MAN.
RELAX.
( gun cocks )
JUST AIM FOR HIS HEAD.
THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
YOU'RE SCARING ME.
I'M JUST KIDDING.
SEE.
( gunshot )
THOUGHT YOU WERE A PLAYER.
I'M NOT A KILLER.
NEITHER IS HE.
OH, AND WHAT'S THAT?
YOUR PROFESSIONAL POLICEMAN'S OPINION?
WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT IT?
YOU DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
YOU GOT NO PLAN.
YOU'VE GOT A GUN TO EVERYBODY'S HEAD.
YOU'VE ASSAULTED A POLICE...
WHO SAYS I GOT NO PLAN?
MAYBE I'M PLANNING ON KILLING THIS MAN
WHO HUMILIATED ME IN FRONT OF MY PEERS.
I GUESS I WAS WRONG.
THAT'S A GREAT PLAN.
YOU'LL PROBABLY GO DOWN IN THE GANGLAND HALL OF FAME.
JUST REMEMBER ONE THING.
YOU KILL HIM
YOUR LIFE'S OVER WHEN YOU PULL THE TRIGGER.
MY LIFE WAS OVER A LONG TIME AGO.
MAN, WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
GIVE ME THE BENEFIT OF YOUR MANY YEARS IN THE FIELD.
LOOK, CAPTAIN, IT'S JUST THAT THEY'RE OUR FRIENDS, ALL RIGHT.
I KNOW, BUT THEY'RE ALSO COPS.
I CARE AS MUCH AS YOU.
BEFORE WE MOVE, WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT WHAT THAT KID WANTS.
THEN MAYBE I'LL HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU TO DO.
Madigan: CHECK ALL THESE EXITS-- CAFETERIA, SERVICE?
Ralph: YEAH, ALL OF THEM, TIGHT AS A DRUM.
COME ON, MOVE IT!
MOVE, MOVE!
( gunshots )
( screams )
( whimpering )
THANK YOU.
ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF GRANT HIGH SCHOOL.
I'M SURE YOU ALL KNOW WHO I AM--
REGINALD BROOKS, ACTING PRINCIPAL.
THE FRAZER BOULEVARD BLOODS HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS SCHOOL.
AND THE WARDEN JOHN MADIGAN HAS BEEN RELIEVED OF HIS DUTIES.
NOW...
SEE THIS GUY RIGHT HERE?
HE'S A COP.
HOW YOU DOING, COP?
THAT'S RIGHT.
THEY'RE SENDING COPS INTO THIS SCHOOL.
COPS THAT LOOK LIKE KIDS.
COPS THAT LOOK LIKE YOU AND ME.
THEY EAT WITH US
AND GO TO CLASS.
WITH STUDENTS LIKE YOU WE NEED CAMPUS COPS.
SHUT UP!
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DO YOU WANT?
HE'S GOT A DEMAND.
BROOKS, CAPTAIN FULLER HERE.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT--
20 PIZZAS AND 20 CASES OF BEER.
AND WHAT DO WE GET?
THEY WANT TO MAKE A DEAL.
UH, WHAT ARE 20 PIZZAS WORTH?
HEY, HOW ABOUT THE SOPHOMORE CLASS?
THEY'RE A BUNCH OF WIMPS ANYWAY.
SOPHOMORE CLASS?
YEAH?
SOPHOMORE CLASS.
ALL RIGHT, DEAL.
BUT YOU CAN FORGET THE BEER, REGGIE.
I WANT TEN WITH SAUSAGE AND TEN WITH PEPPERONI.
AND NO ANCHOVIES.
I SEE ONE ANCHOVY, I KILL THE LIBRARIAN.
( screams )
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP!
EVERYBODY WHO'S A SOPHOMORE, RAISE YOUR HAND.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THEM?
SHUT UP!
SOPHOMORES, GO HOME.
COME ON, GET OUT OF HERE.
SCAT! COME ON!
Reporter: IN AN INTERESTING TURN OF EVENTS
THE SOPHOMORE CLASS HAS BEEN RELEASED...
( pizza truck honking )
SWAT Commander: ...is being evacuated.
Do not talk.
Remain calm.
Walk, do not run to the nearest bus...
PIZZAS ARE HERE.
YO, BOBBY, LARRY, GO TAKE DELIVERY.
SWAT Commander: All law enforcement officers, hold your positions.
Do not fire your weapons.
HEY, MAN, WHERE'S THE MONEY?
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
I'M SAYING SOMEBODY OWES ME $160 FOR ALL THESE PIZZAS.
WHAT'S WITH YOU?
WE'VE TAKEN OVER HERE.
ASK IF I CARE.
I GET $160 OR YOU GO HUNGRY.
GIVE ME THOSE PIES.
FORGET IT.
Larry: YO, BOBBY--
WHAT THE HECK'S GOING ON?
COME HERE, GIVE ME A HAND
WITH THIS CLOWN.
HEY, ESE.
ESE?
WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?
HAND OVER THOSE PIZZAS.
SHOOT. TONY WILL IF I DON'T BRING BACK $160.
GET IN THERE.
COME ON, MOVE.
MOVE.
I'M ON THE ROOF.
Ioki: Captain?
GOT YOU, IOKI.
I read you here.
WAIT FOR ME.
OKAY.
CAN YOU SEE THE HEATING UNIT?
YES, I SEE IT.
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP.
ONCE INSIDE, IT'S 40 WEST THEN A HARD RIGHT.
AND 60 MORE FEET.
You must cross the main office and come in the outer office.
I GOT IT.
YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES
BEFORE REGGIE'S ON THE PHONE.
OKAY.
THIS JOKER WANTS PIZZA MONEY.
Brooks: PAT HIM DOWN.
THIS COULD BE A TRICK.
HE'S TOO THICK FOR A COP.
DO IT.
MAN, I THINK ALL THIS IS REAL DEF
BUT I'D LIKE TO GET PAID AND GO.
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
SHUT UP AND HAVE SOME PIZZA.
YO, REGGIE, WHAT'S THIS?
WHAT?
YOUR S.A.T. SCORE IS 1150.
GIVE ME THAT.
AND AN "A" IN ENGLISH.
YOU GOT AN "A"?
IF YOU'RE SO SMART, HOW COME YOU'RE SO DUMB?
I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU SAYING I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THIS WAS FUN.
BUT I'M NOT SPENDING MY LIFE HERE.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
( phone rings )
YEAH.
WE WANT TO GO HOME.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
PLAY BALL, WE'LL TALK TO THE JUDGE.
WE'LL WORK SOMETHING OUT.
Tell us what you want.
JUST HOLD ON.
ANYBODY WANT ANYTHING?
YEAH.
I WANT MY $160.
CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM?
FULLER, THIS IS WHAT I WANT.
I WANT A BLACK TRANS AM, DARK INTERIOR.
COMPACT DISC SOUND SYSTEM AND A PHONE...
REGGIE, T-ROOF.
YEAH... AND A T-ROOF--
WITH THE DARK SMOKED GLASS.
NOT ONE THAT OPENS AUTOMATICALLY
AND WHITE PINSTRIPES.
PINSTRIPES LOOK CHEAP.
FORGET THE PINSTRIPES.
AND $1,000 CASH.
NO. NO. WAIT A MINUTE.
$10,000.
AND AN INTERSTATE MAP.
THAT'S WHAT I WANT.
OKAY.
WE GET THAT FOR YOU--
YOU RELEASE EVERYBODY.
I DON'T KNOW.
I'LL THINK ABOUT THAT.
HOW DO I KNOW I CAN TRUST YOU?
YOU CAN TRUST ME, REGGIE.
( shouts )
YOU BETTER NOT BE ANOTHER COP.
SWAT Commander: Attention, Officers.
Make way for the black-and-gold Trans Am.
Allow the Trans Am to proceed to the parking area.
I'M NOT MUCH UP ON PRINCIPALS MYSELF.
THAT AND COPS.
I QUIT HIGH SCHOOL IN TENTH GRADE.
THIS MAN'S FADING.
I BET HE COULD GO FOR A SLICE
OF TONY'S OWN.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
WANT SOME PIZZA?
ONLY 147 SLICES LEFT.
YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY, COP?
YEAH, ANOTHER COP...
YOU'RE A COP.
HE'S A COP.
AND THAT COP OUT THERE WANTS ME TO TRUST HIM?
IF HE SENDS ANOTHER FREAKING COP...
I'VE GOT TO THINK.
IT'S ALL GETTING TOO COMPLICATED.
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
YOU CAN'T HOLD US FOREVER.
SHUT UP!
YOU GOT US INTO THIS.
YOU'RE SMARTER THAN THAT.
I'M SICK OF YOU TELLING ME HOW SMART I AM.
ALL YOU ADULTS TELLING ME HOW SMART I AM.
THEN YOU TURN AROUND
AND TELL ME ABOUT ALL THE DUMB THINGS I DO.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S DOING ALL THE DUMB THINGS.
NOT ME.
EVERYBODY SHUT UP.
I'VE GOT TO THINK.
GIVE IT UP, MAN.
YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF THIS.
YOU BETTER HOPE THERE'S A WAY WE ALL GET OUT OF THIS.
( gun clatters on table )
HEY, CHILL OUT, BRO.
LEAVE ME ALONE.
( horn honking )
HEY, MAN, CHEER UP.
YOUR RIDE'S HERE.
Hoffs: OOH, LOOK AT THAT.
THAT IS SHARP.
IT BETTER HAVE A PHONE.
THAT'S OUR END OF THE DEAL.
SO WHAT HAPPENS NOW?
ARE YOU LEAVING YOUR LITTLE BOYS HERE TO CLEAN UP?
YOU'RE THE HOTSHOT.
ALL THEY WILL DO IS SIX MONTHS
AS YOUTHFUL OFFENDERS.
SEE, THESE ARE MY BROTHERS.
THEY DO A LIGHT TIME.
I DISAPPEAR DOWN THE NIGHT LINE.
ARE YOU LEAVING US HERE?
HEY, LARRY, MAN.
YOU'RE GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT, MAN.
I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU.
ALL RIGHT?
HEY, YOU, COME ON.
I AIN'T GOING WITH YOU.
YEAH, YOU ARE, GIRL.
LET'S GO.
NOW!
I'LL SEE YOU HOMEBOYS LATER.
HEY, MAN, YOU CAN'T DO THIS.
IT'S BETTER THIS WAY.
EVEN HE'LL TELL YOU THAT.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
SHE DROPPED IT IN MY PURSE.
GET DOWN.
HE'S ARMED.
HE'S GOT A HOSTAGE.
SWAT Commander: We have a hostage condition.
Stay in position.
Do not fire your weapons.
RADIO DOWNTOWN.
SAY THE SUSPECT IS HEADING WEST ON BURRARD
BUT DON'T MOVE IN.
I REPEAT
DO NOT MOVE IN.
HE'S GOT ONE OF MY COPS HOSTAGE.
WHAT DO WE DO?
HE JUST LEFT US HERE?
YOU THINK HE CARES ABOUT YOU?
HE'S A BLOOD, HE CARES.
WHAT'S THE DEAL NOW?
WE'LL USE THESE GUYS TO GET OUT OF HERE.
I'VE GOT HIM.
YOU GUYS WATCH OUR BACKS.
Penhall: I'M A COP, TOO.
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
YOU, TOO?
I'M AFRAID SO.
COME ON.
Reggie: MAN, I ALWAYS WANTED A CAR LIKE THIS.
IT IS NICE, ISN'T IT?
YEAH.
SHARP.
YOU'RE NICE.
YOU EVER BEEN TO INDIANA?
NO.
YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT.
OH, I'M SURE I WILL.
Man: ♪ PINSTRIPES ON THE ZOOT SUIT ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ WHO'S THE MAN? ♪
♪ PITY ON THE BLACK GIRL ♪
♪ WHO'S THE MAN? ♪
OH, COME ON.
COME ON, WHAT'S THIS?
I'M RUNNING OUT OF GAS?
YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO INDIANA.
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
I'M A POLICE OFFICER.
YOU MAKE ONE MOVE AND I'LL BLOW A HOLE
RIGHT THROUGH YOUR HEAD.
THEY WERE SPOTTED TURNING ONTO GRAND TRAVELING WEST.
ALL RIGHT.
THAT SHOULD PUT THEM JUST ABOUT RIGHT HERE.
UNITS 51 AND 14.
CLOSE IN TO GRAND
AND WEST HAVENHURST.
I HOPE SHE'S OKAY.
IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD ONE
AN ATTORNEY WILL BE APPOINTED TO YOU.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THESE RIGHTS?
IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GUYS CAME TO WORK.
NICE GOING.
IT WAS JUST LUCK THAT WE RAN OUT OF GAS, HUH?
THESE THINGS GET
22.5 MILES PER GALLON.
CITY.
YOU READ HIM HIS RIGHTS?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY GOOD COP AROUND
SIR.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME SIR.
I'M NOT IN UNIFORM.
COPS LIKE YOU ARE ALWAYS IN UNIFORM.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
YEAH.
YEAH?
Fuller: HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE LET THEM TAKE HIM DOWNTOWN
AND WE GO FOR PIZZA.
JUST A JOKE.